Apples
Apples is a gentle, affectionate girl with a calm and easygoing temperament. She's deeply loyal, always staying close to her people and greeting everyone with a full-body wiggle. She's curious but cautious, brave around squirrels but terrified of the vacuum. She loves routine, naps hard, plays harder, and gives the best kisses on command. Stubborn when she wants to be, dramatic when it counts, and sweet all the time.
| Gov. Name | Apples |
| Call me | Ms.Apples / Baby Apples |
| Gender | Proper Lady |
| Breed | ? |
| Age | 5 human years |
| Weight | 50 lbs of fur |
| Location | Los Angeles, CA |
| Occupation | Squirrel Hunter |
| Education | Los Angeles Shelter Grad '24 |
| Food | Prime Rib |
| Hobbies | Napping, Snacking, Sunbathing |
| Color | Black & White |
| Trick | Kiss |
Loves
Belly rubs and treats are the fastest way to Apples' heart. She will trade any trick for a biscuit.
2x daily (after morning walk & after evening walk). 1 cup dry kibble + 1 part wet food + a spoonful of kefir on top.
Small training treats or dental chews. 1–2 per day max. Good for trick practice.
Fresh water always available. Refill bowl with each meal.
Simparica Trio — 1st of every month (chewable, give with food)
Covered by Simparica Trio
Cosequin soft chew — 1x daily with dinner
Causes itchy skin and ear irritation. ALL chicken products must be avoided including chicken-flavored treats.
Mild sensitivity. Stick to grain-free or limited-ingredient kibble.
Paws get red and itchy in spring. Wipe paws after walks with a damp cloth.
Toxic. Even small amounts. Call vet immediately if ingested.
Toxic. Can cause kidney failure.
Toxic. Damages red blood cells.
Extremely toxic. Can cause seizures.
Splintering risk. Raw bones only, supervised.
Updated March 2026
Her tail wags so hard her entire back half moves. Scientists call this 'full-body wiggle syndrome.'
She can fall asleep in under 8 seconds. Her personal record is mid-walk.
She once stole an entire rotisserie chicken off the counter and showed zero remorse.
Her 'play dead' is so dramatic the neighbors once called to check if she was OK.
She has maintained a 2-year unbroken streak of barking at the mailman. Every. Single. Day.
She refuses to walk through puddles but will happily roll in mud. The logic remains unclear.